Draft Script

FADE IN and MUSIC FADE IN.

OUTSIDE TENT ON FIELD

GUITAR MUSIC PLAYING IN BACKGROUND and PEOPLE ARE SITTING on camping chairs relaxing in A FIELD.

SIGN ON TENT and TEA SLURPING NOISES and BIRDS IN THE BACKGROUND.

HIPPIE drinking tea out of teacup

NERD cleans glasses

Guitar strumming  by FARMER.

HIPPIE (DOOBIE)

Duuuuude, spare my ears, my soul is crying inside of me. The flowers are weep-

NERD (EUGINE)

-Please stop now, PLEASE! You need to take the register now.

MUSIC stops SUDDENLY.

Sad FARMER.

NERD hands register to FARMER.

FARMER (MAC DONALD)

Doobie Journey?

DOOBIE puts hand up.

FARMER (MAC DONALD)

Eugine Snodgrass?

EUGINE puts hand up.

FARMER (MAC DONALD)

Mac Donald? …Present.

Y’all here, as solid as the ground we stand on.

FARMER carries out register

Phone rings in NERD'S pocket.

NERD is shocked and pulls phone out of pocket.

NERD (EUGINE)

What’s it doing?! Why’s it doing that?! IT NEVER DOES THAT!

NERD SHOWS DISTRESS

HIPPIE TAKES PHONE OFF NERD

EVERYBODY LOOKS ON.

HIPPIE ANSWERS PHONE AND PUTS PHONE TO EAR.

HIPPIE (DOOBIE)

Heeeeeeeeey man, what’s up? what’s down?

….

Uh-oh.

….

Oh.

HIPPIE PUTS PHONE DOWN WITH EXTREMELY WORRIED LOOK ON FACE.

CUT TO BLACK.

-Leyla Cindil, Lauren Tween and Amy Bowman.